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Ass-assination 

Maury Povich: Oh no, my donkey died.

Oprah: Damn, man. Ass-assination is always tough.
Ass-assination by GenericSusan19 October 12, 2017

Ass-assinate 

To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.
I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!
Ass-assinate by asstastic August 22, 2012

Ass-Assination 

When someone's ass is so fucking thicc that it kills you
Joe: bruh an ass-assination attempt happened to me last night and it worked because of Sydney's ass
Tyrone: yeah makes sense she thicc as hell
Ass-Assination by Lipanda March 17, 2018

assassinator

What one must say after punching someone in the back in Halo, generally followed by a quick session of teabagging.
It was 49-49 and I walked up to the laser tower, assassinated the guy charging his laser while exclaiming "assassinator", and teabagged him as the screen faded to black, giving us the victory.
assassinator by JJ3672 March 28, 2008

Assassinator

Not an ordinary assassin, they are man or a woman (Imagine a terminator) paid to clean up the human trash. Human trash meaning those who we all hate, AKA assholes. Assassinators will not go down so easily, they are unstoppable and will terminate those bastards you hates.
Friend 1: "Hey Fred, I just hired an Assassinator just to kill you"
Fred: "Haha, it better not be like last time, like when the assassin failed to kill me"
Friend 2: "Fred don't worry about it. Assassinators never fail"
Friend 1: "They're UNSTOPPABLE"
Assassinator by Gwei Lun October 4, 2009

Anal Assassinator 

When someone fucks a woman's ass so hard the ass turns red and when the male ejaculates, it completely fills her up and some cum squirts out of the ass.
Jeff: I don't like to brag, but, her ass was as red as a cherry.

Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.
Anal Assassinator by The Mokey October 17, 2016