3 definitions by asstastic

Top Definition
See epic.
Shwom says, "It's asstastic!"
by Asstastic January 14, 2009
To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.
I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!
by asstastic March 31, 2012
The highest dishonour one can bestow upon another. It's a medal (metaphoric or physical) awarded to a person whose evil devious dastardly backstabbery knows no bounds.
Bender was awarded The Dirty Double Cross by Richard Nixon in a feature length episode of Futurama for pulling off a time travel scam.
by asstastic March 31, 2012

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