Definitions by asstastic
Brawl Stall
When a member of your D&D party is constantly stifling the action in your quest. They'll second guess every move that's made and attempt to solve every conflict with non-violence.
Player 1: "I want to kick the door open and run in screaming bloody murder. I want to gain as much attention as possible for a target rich environment."
Player 2: "YEAH! Let's get 'em!"
Player 3: "Okay, but on your head be it."
Player 4: "Hang on! There might be another way to do this. Can we try talking to them?"
Players 1,2 & 3: "For fuck sake, stop trying to brawl stall us!"
Player 2: "YEAH! Let's get 'em!"
Player 3: "Okay, but on your head be it."
Player 4: "Hang on! There might be another way to do this. Can we try talking to them?"
Players 1,2 & 3: "For fuck sake, stop trying to brawl stall us!"
Brawl Stall by asstastic February 5, 2018
The Dirty Double Cross
The highest dishonour one can bestow upon another. It's a medal (metaphoric or physical) awarded to a person whose evil devious dastardly backstabbery knows no bounds.
Bender was awarded The Dirty Double Cross by Richard Nixon in a feature length episode of Futurama for pulling off a time travel scam.
The Dirty Double Cross by asstastic August 22, 2012