joobie

an unofficial SI unit measuring wackiness.

that guy made a wacky face and gained 67 joobies!!!

by joobologist October 20, 2009

joobie

Boob longer than it is wide.

Jessica, you have really ugly joobies.

by justinna dong October 31, 2009

joobie

The breasts of a Jippo

Damn thats Jippo is a hoe, she just showed me her joobies.

by Mike C. (Adze) December 29, 2007

Joobies

The lovely bosoms of a lovely Jewish lady.

"i'm dating miriam schwartz! it's a double win - my parents will approve and she has nice joobies!"

by Anne Copperdink December 15, 2008

Jooby

Another version of the Scottish word for excrement/poo/stool I.e. Jobby.

I happened to visit the loo this morning and did a big poo. OR, (Scottish) I went tae the lavvy th'day an squeezed oot a belter ae a jooby

by Chazzyboy March 28, 2012

Jooby

An adjective for dorky

Tom is soo jooby, dosent he have a life?!?!?!

by Joobert 1 February 28, 2010

jooby woob

A jooby woob is a small, austrailian chicken native to sydney.

I ate jooby woob for dinner last night.

by Sean McAllister February 12, 2005