cleatus

a classic slack jawed yokel type moron.

sheriff Rosco P.Coltraine(dukes)

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

cleatus

A rare, but very dangerous sexually transmitted disease that only activates in youth pastors.

Justin came down with a severe case of cleatus over the thanksgiving holiday.

by Sean Scheele December 26, 2007

cleatus

A Deputy Sheriff on the 1980's television hit, The Dukes of Hazzard

Deputy Cletus arrested the Duke boys.

by Dan Foster June 18, 2003

Cleatus

A Private Part On The Human Body.

"Ew, Is That Your Cleatus?" Susie Exclaimed.

by Dictonary Helper August 9, 2018

Yeetus Cleatus

Zack you’re not funny

Zack Ellis thinks he’s funny when he says “Yeetus Cleatus”

by Lol, 69 September 2, 2019

meaty cleatus

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”

Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!

by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018

Warm Cleatus

When a cold henry is warmed up either by the enviroment or artificially. Will not perform like a cold henry.

-Dag sonny my cold henrys all turned into warm cleatuses
-Well you shouldn't leave them around the house like that when the thermostat is turned up

by Matt Bianca January 3, 2006