cleatus

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

A rare, but very dangerous sexually transmitted disease that only activates in youth pastors.

Justin came down with a severe case of cleatus over the thanksgiving holiday.

by Sean Scheele November 27, 2007

A Deputy Sheriff on the 1980's television hit, The Dukes of Hazzard

by Dan Foster June 19, 2003

Cleatus

"Ew, Is That Your Cleatus?" Susie Exclaimed.

by Dictonary Helper August 9, 2018

Zack Ellis thinks he’s funny when he says “Yeetus Cleatus”

by Lol, 69 September 2, 2019

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”

Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!

by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018

When a cold henry is warmed up either by the enviroment or artificially. Will not perform like a cold henry.

-Dag sonny my cold henrys all turned into warm cleatuses
-Well you shouldn't leave them around the house like that when the thermostat is turned up

by Matt Bianca January 3, 2006