Fake a Shit

To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.

Deej: Dude. Where the fuck is that carnie? He's supposed to be doing these dishes!

Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.

Fake a Shit by Ceeej November 29, 2007

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fake a shit

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet.

My wife was not putting out last night, so I had to fake a shit.

fake a shit by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010

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Fake a shit

Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.

The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.

I wrote this definition while faking a shit.

Fake a shit by Vaginatron June 27, 2016

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Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour

Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter

Fake a Shit by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014

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