|1.||Fake a Shit|
To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.
Deej: Dude. Where the fuck is that carnie? He's supposed to be doing these dishes!
Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.
|2.||fake a shit|
Masturbating while sitting on the toilet.
My wife was not putting out last night, so I had to fake a shit.