flaherty

1. the scum of the earth
2. the white stuff you get between your teeth when you're dehydrated

1. Jack: 'Man, i've got aids.'

Dave: 'Thats nothing, try having flaherty'

Jack: 'Ouch'

2. Flaherty sack

by flahertyfan1 October 29, 2011

flaherty

someone who needs regular fucking (ie on the hour) or she gets quite testy and takes it out with general aggression. passive aggression, sarcasm, shit jokes etc.

also a general bitchwhore

'o you actually got out of bed before twelve good for you'
'stop being such a goddamn flaherty!'

by Gregoregory October 30, 2007

Flaherty

A VERY IRISH LAST NAME

oh hey that girls french not irish...dude her last name is Flaherty, she's irish.

by SALLYSUX January 15, 2011

Flaherty

The type of laugh that comes right after something that is said, that really isn't funny. It's more of a burst of air than anything else.

Dude1: Hey dude, I heard you could smoke weed out of a tampon.
Dude2: What's a tampon?
Dude1: *Flaherty*

by Krunk Master Flex's Daughter May 26, 2006

Flaherty

Someone who thinks indie rock is way cool until someone else listens to it.

Dude, the kid listens to The Decembrists now, he's such a poser.

Chill out, you're such a Flaherty...

by Krunk Master Flex November 4, 2005

Michelle Flaherty

The quirky female protagonist, known as the band geek in the original "American Pie" series. Michelle is played by Alyson Hannigan and deserves an Oscar for her performance as this lovable flute-toting band dork.

She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".

Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.

Michelle Flaherty: Oh and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.

by Simplistic Seth July 9, 2012

Sky Flaherty

the cutest redhead alive- mostly known for Newsies and Mean Girls (they're musicals) and his amazing dancing/tumbling.

Dude, I just saw Sky Flaherty on the streets of New York!

by CitrusCider May 22, 2020