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The phenomenon of unexplained piercings appearing on the scrotum, as if inflicted by some divine presence.
Holy shit dude, you've got smegmata!
smegmata by smegmaaaa November 8, 2007
Severe smegma buildup. Curing may require intensive treatment.
Ronny's smegmata is so bad he had to boil his phallus in order to pee.
smegmata by Vironex May 23, 2007

smegmatron 

A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.
Hey Brian...I hope you didn't get anywhere with that smegmatron last night...boy was she a stank.
smegmatron by tubbytub June 13, 2008

smegmatitis 

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis
Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
smegmatitis by Argusm May 20, 2007

smegmasaurus 

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus
That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!
smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007

smegmatite 

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.
wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?
smegmatite by thecreator May 26, 2006