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smegmatism

the sticky aura you get when da hoes vomit before head bc yo shi stinky
that guy gave me a smegmatism
smegmatism by Omniwordial August 4, 2024

smegmatitis 

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis
Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
smegmatitis by Argusm May 20, 2007

smegmatite 

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.
wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?
smegmatite by thecreator May 26, 2006

swagmatism 

Swagmatism is when humans or other animals with swag magnetize towards each other.
Shingleback skinks are lizards with lots of swag. Due to swagmatism, they are attracted towards one another.

smegmatic 

An expression used to describe something that is smega-like in smell, look, or consistency
your sister's breath was very smegmatic this morning, so i told her to eat some mouth wash flavored pudding

Smegmaitis 

When your smegma is so bad that whenever you sit somewhere it leaves smegma all over the seat, you have obviously got smegmaitis
Mia got up from her seat and you could see the smegma she left on the seat, her stank pot ass obviously had smegmaitis
Smegmaitis by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020