shit pie 

What one (figuratively) eats when suffering a particularly humiliating, galling or bitter defeat. From the ugly "taste in one's mouth" that is the result of such a defeat. Similar to eat shit, but representing an overall defeat rather than a single setback or mishap.

Billy-bob thought he would beat Jimmy-Joe in the annual cousin-fuckin' contest, but he ran out of spooge toward the end and he ate shit pie.

Billy-Bob: "yo, cuz, you win that race from Hooterville to Mayberry?
Jimmy-Joe: "Goddamn Dukes of Hazard showed up in General Lee, so I ate shit pie, Dawg.

shit pie by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005

shit pie 

adjective -- describes something nasty or worthless (esp. food)

Supposedly some people love SPAM, but that stuff is straight shit pie.

shit pie by Bad Billy August 28, 2003

Shit Pie 

The Term Used By Management To Describe A Member of Staff In An Organisation Who Only Thinks Of Themselves And Is Not A Team Player

Fitzgerald, There Is No "I" In Team, But There Is In "Shit" And In "Pie", And You Sir Are A "Shit Pie!!"

Shit Pie by Hazel+Chris October 25, 2007

A shit pie 

The chairman of the FCC AKA the fuckhole that's responsible for making the most devastating decision known to the internet.

Damn you a shit pie for ruining the internet with your bullshit.

A shit pie by Angrydenizen December 15, 2017

take a bite of the shit pie! 

A gritty phrase to describe how everyone who is part of any organization needs to do what they don’t want to do some of the time.

It’s time for you to step up and take a bite of the shit pie!

take a bite of the shit pie! by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

Dog shit pie 

Something that is absolute wank

EG: "That painting by your kid looks nothing like what its supposed to, its absolute dogshit pie"

Eg: "David Bentley of Totenham is the new David Beckham for England". Gary Lineaker "Sorry Alan but he's fucking dog shit pie" Quote from Match Of The day April 2007

Dog shit pie by zazzy01uk August 4, 2009

Cow Shit Pie 

normal, plain, or average

Dave: does that always happen?

Jerry: Ya, it's as normal as cow shit pie

Cow Shit Pie by The Graham March 17, 2009