n. An expletive used to denote an intolerable or absurd situation. From the film "Drowning Mona," in which a character tells Bette Midler, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Her classic response is: "Well, what if life gives you a pile of shit? What do you make with that? Huh? Shit PIE?"
"My kid's flunking Algebra for the third time? Well, Shit PIE!" (May be one word as well, i.e., "shitpie," but two words allows for superior written emphasis)