staub 

A small protrusion of tree root or stump which is not easy to see but is sufficient to cause you to trip and fall.

The next thing I knew I was face down on the trail eating dirt due to that frickin staub I tripped on!

staub by Black Diamond Bob October 22, 2007

Staub 

so hot guy omg should be a noun awooga i think i just came oh my god sgetti cat staub is now urban dictionary moment real!!! please marry me stuabby

"Noot noot: Staub is the best guy ever!!
Staub: I agree pookie now be my ekitten"

Staub by soxthecatto February 5, 2023

Rusty Staub 

When you bust on a bitches face and hit her in the face from the left with your dick. If you poke her in the eye its a double. If you give her a bloodly nose its a homerun. If you knock her out its a Grandslam. if she catches it her mouth its an out.

From Heavens Fury

Dude I totally rusty staub that bitch last night. What I love about the rustyrusty staub is that even when your out you win.

Rusty Staub by Heaven's Fury August 3, 2010

Rusty Staub 

A "pinch-hit" is when you are sneaking out to fuck some skank and ask a buddy to sneak in and be there with your girlfriend/wife in case she wakes up, so that she won't wonder where you are.

A "Rusty Staub" is when its a buddy who hasn't had sex in a while, and he ends up waking her up and fucking her brains out.

Often she'll end up leaving you for him.

"She's she's leaving me bro! Why did you have to go and rusty staub her like that asshole!?"

Rusty Staub by bp yo March 29, 2010

Chelsea Staub 

A Disney Channel whore who was in the movie Minute Men, and going to be in the new show J.O.N.A.S. Rumored to be dating Joe Jonas, but it's only obvious he is way too good for her. Also had slutty sleepover pictures of her with girl friends, and drinks underage.

"Did you see those pics of Chelsea Staub with Joe Jonas at the mall?"

"OMG! She was wearing the tiniest skirt ever!"

Chelsea Staub by Brignuts October 18, 2008

riley staub 

The meanest boy in the planet. He is mean and hangs up on you on FaceTime. He’s cool sometimes though.

there’s so many riley staub’s at our school.

riley staub by applebottomjeans<3 February 26, 2019

riley staub 

he is an interesting guy that likes sour grapes and he is le monkey he likes sweatshirts and is a loser if he goes to millbrook

did you see riley staub eat that sour grape.

riley staub by yelir.staub October 9, 2019