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muffcuff 

The female noun/verb combo of the very popular "cockblock" or "cock block". A muffcuff occurs when a female is twarted from her goals or desires by someone else. The person doing the thwarting (aka the muffcuffer) could be a person, place or thing, or even a vague, abstract concept.
omg that ho totally just muffcuffed me when she showed her slutty cleavage to the bartender.

Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?

Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.

I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.

(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".
muffcuff by eviljungleprincess August 19, 2010

muffshuffler 

a guy who has a few ladies going at the same time (muffshuffler)

another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (muffshuffling / muffshuffled)

spreading the love
He may be totally hot, but the guy's a muffshuffler.

I hear he's got 5 girls going like a revolver - but it's not the gun that's gonna kill them, it's the STDs.
muffshuffler by igiveEVA September 20, 2011

Muffstuff 

The act of stuffing your testicles into a female's vagina.
Tex muffstuffed Tara.
Muffstuff by Rocke May 17, 2004

muffbluff 

One female impedes sexual success of another female. Similar to a cockblock; but the sexes of a participants are reversed.
Melanie was trying get with a fireman, but Addy muffbluffed her.
muffbluff by Fax Modem March 10, 2008

Muffscuffle

An argument between two people of the female gender which escalates into a fight. These arguments are particularly nasty and may end in hair pulling, gouging, scratching and screaming incoherent words.
"Wow, those two freaky bitches are really having a muffscuffle."
Muffscuffle by Demunster May 19, 2013

Muff-Druff 

Dandruff i.e. white flakes of skin on your muff
Urr miss look at her she's got muff-druff
Muff-Druff by Nicola1 October 14, 2007