jackaholic

To masturbate very frequently, at least 6 times or more daily. usually a twelve or thirteen year old who is very horny.

"Son!" Wes mother? "You are such a jackaholic!" "I know."

by raven January 28, 2003

jackaholic

One who is seduced greatly by the whiskey named Jack Daniels. Sometimes refers to the liquor as his/her husband.

Girl1: Holy moley, someone slept with my husband before I did! His cap is loose!
Girl2: You're such a jackaholic. (glug, glug, glug)

by cheeb January 28, 2003

Jackahole

Idiot, fool; a playful alternative to a**hole

"Kevin, you're such a jackahole"

by Rockgirlfury December 23, 2014

Jackaholic

Someone who is skilled in the drinking of large quanitities of Jack Daniels, usually in an Alcoholic mannor.

see Jackism.

Man 1: Dude, you need to cut down on drinking jack...

Man 2: i would, but I'm a Jackaholic. It's a life choice, really.

by FroogleApollo April 2, 2009