impwned 

combination of impaled and pwned. commonly seen in prince of persia.

dood, i just impwned that zombie-tard.

impwned by isk_andurz December 9, 2008

iPwned

Getting charged a ridiculous fee by Cingular for using your Apple iPhone.

Guy 1: WTF?! I just got charged $3000 for using my iPhone during my trip to Europe!

Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned

iPwned by MJMizzle September 6, 2007

iPwned

When you buy an iPod, then the next day Apple releases a newer iPod with 60000 GB more space than yours and the ability to fly to the moon.

Guy1: Hey I just bought a new iPod yeah! Ahh waking up with my new iPod and- whatthell there's a new one out already!!

Guy2: you just got iPwned

iPwned by someteen June 19, 2010

iPwned

When someone brags about having an apple product and nobody cares...

"I just got a new iPhone!"
"Nobody cares! Guess you just got iPwned..."
"haha, he just got iPwned"

iPwned by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

iPwned

To be proven wrong in a dispute according to factual information retrieved on an iPhone or other internet-connected device.

If one of your friends bargles something you said and disproves your claim, you have been iPwned

Chico from the Magnificent Seven was played by Horst Buchholz, not James Dean. iPwned! Bam!

iPwned by mrflip November 16, 2009

iPwned

Collective noun used to refer to those addicted to the use of Apple's iPhone ("iPwn"). Used by analogy with "the damned."

In 2007, the legions of crackberry addicts were replaced by the iPwned...

iPwned by pblair December 12, 2008

iPwned

1. What just happened to all the other SmartPhone/MP3 player makers as of MacWorld 2007.
2. What will happen to all the crackberry users once the iPhone is released.

"Wow...the Zune just got *so* iPwned..."

"I've been iPwned by my email for the last six hours while stuck in the airport!"

iPwned by DGroo December 13, 2008