MJMizzle's definitions

iPwned

Getting charged a ridiculous fee by Cingular for using your Apple iPhone.

Guy 1: WTF?! I just got charged $3000 for using my iPhone during my trip to Europe!

Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned

by MJMizzle September 6, 2007

scrumtralescense

A state of extreme scrumptiousness.

Those cookies are full of scrumtralescense.

by MJMizzle January 6, 2006

Pwnce de Leon

The explorer who spent his whole life searching for the Fountain of Pwn, which would make anyone who drank from it a 1337 pwnz0r for life.

Today, the term is used to describe any n00b who gets continually pwned at something and never improves, yet keeps coming back for more.

Guy 1: "Crap! I've been playing Halo for 4 years now and I've never won a game of capture the flag."

Guy 2: "Give it up, Pwnce de Leon."

by MJMizzle October 24, 2007

Normo

A person of tremendous girth. A fatass. Derived from ginormous.

Check out the normo shoveling the Double Quarter Pounder and large fries down their fat-encrusted gullet. What a fat, disgusting slob.

by MJMizzle October 7, 2012

don't tase me bro!

A phrase spouted by punk-ass n00bs who can't back up their insolent behavior right before they get a tazer to their dome.

stupid n00b: don't tase me bro!

(taze)

stupid n00b: (screamed in a girly voice) arrghhhhhh!

by MJMizzle October 2, 2007

Cake boy

Early 90's slang for what is now termed a metrosexual

"He's in a yellow camaro, skin so smooth, a buttercup boy from the funny school."
- Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Cake Boy"

by MJMizzle August 11, 2006

FBD

Free Beat Down, or a beat down given to someone for free

I gave that punk-ass nug an FBD for the low low price of free 99

by MJMizzle September 2, 2006