buttockals 

The buttocks. The fleshy, cushiony, and sexually stimulating protrusions on both the male and female backsides, strategically located between the lower back and the hamstrings.

Daneesha: "Hey girl, check out mah man, Raj. Dag, that nigga's got some buttockals..."
Kaneesha: "I'm feelin' you, baby. Only person on this damn earth with finer ones is Serena...."

buttockals by stockman09 August 12, 2007

buttocks décolletage

Buttocks décolletage is a fashion in which the person deliberately wears her jeans or other clothing short or low enough to expose the upper part of the cheeks and crack.

The dress I tried on allowed too much buttocks décolletage, even for the Gulf Coast beach hangouts.

buttocks décolletage by eViL pOp TaRt January 7, 2007

buttocks oobleck 

SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN. syn.,
The stinky yellowish greenish brownish reddish phlegm that coats an unwashed anus. Respected in certain regions.

Olivius had the stinkiest fecking buttocks oobleck that the guys could smell him from three Burroughs over.

He wasn’t respected amongst the plus sized males until he had copious amount of buttocks oobleck.

buttocks oobleck by GerthPaul November 8, 2020

buttocks guitar

a guitar with buttocks, like the acoustic Jazzerette guitar from Zbiggy Smith: The Belgian Buttocks guitar.

Show me your buttocks guitar.

buttocks guitar by Smoke Bosvogel January 19, 2008

Rumpus Von Buttocks 

(n) The fleshy part of the human body that you sit on. Also known as "butt" "rear end," or simply "buttocks."

I've got to get off my Rumpus Von Buttocks and go mow the yard.

Rumpus Von Buttocks by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

buttocks 

The two halves of a heinie. Buns. Nalgas.

May be pronounced BYOU tocks.

Get yer buttocks outta here.

buttocks by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

deceased buttocks

Deceased buttocks is slang for “seriously.” That is, no kidding, for real, we’re deceased buttocks not lying to you.

Note that it’s often used in more professional settings rather than the similar slang “deadass”

Deceased buttocks, straight facts sir

deceased buttocks by Rushuponme March 22, 2023