shar-pei 

Noun. The word derives from the winkled oriental dog of the same name and refers to a penis with excess foreskin to the extent that, when erect, the entire penis is still covered with skin to spare, i.e. the skin is still wrinkled like the dog hence the name. This type of penis is said to provide less stimulation during intercourse, and therfore can be used as an offense.

Apparently Fagan has got loads of forekin, Annie says he is a proper shar-pei!

shar-pei by Nanky April 22, 2007

Shar-pei squirt 

A method of squirting cum from an uncircumcised penis. You reverse jack your penis, so the skin folds over each other, looking like a shar-pei dog, then pull back quickly, unleashing a quick squirt.

My girl used to frown upon uncircumcised dicks, but then I gave her a Shar-pei squirt.

Shar-pei squirt by ModernDon March 31, 2010

shar-pei puppies 

old, wrinkled boobs.

That octogenarian displayed her shar-pei puppies at the beach.

shar-pei puppies by weave March 18, 2003

Shar Pei-nis 

An uncircumcised penis that has 1,000+ layers of foreskin, resembling a Shar Pei.

Pip warned me that he was uncircumcised, but I had no idea when he unzipped his pants that he had a Shar Pei-nis.

Shar Pei-nis by Jontssss January 14, 2024

Shar-peid 

1- To mark or write with a permanent marker, usually a Sharpie(tm).

2- To totally and completely screw the pooch; see fuck up

1- After James passed out last night, we completely shar-peid his drunk ass.

2- Wow, Phil really shar-peid that deal, now we'll never make any money.

Shar-peid by Digilivin' September 27, 2004

sharpei 

A penis with an excessive amount of foreskin; usually in triangular form.

Wow, Brian sure does have a sharpei!

sharpei by KG mones September 16, 2005

sharpei 

When you are a drama kid who's spot is taken over by two people who have no theater experience at all. Because this is obviously unfair, you are now seen as the villain just because you believe that you should have the main role in the Spring Musical.

Sharpei deserved better because she obviously was the better fit for the school musical. In fact, Troy and Gabriella were late to the callbacks and auditions.

sharpei by tqueen82 May 20, 2017