shar-pei

Noun. The word derives from the winkled oriental dog of the same name and refers to a penis with excess foreskin to the extent that, when erect, the entire penis is still covered with skin to spare, i.e. the skin is still wrinkled like the dog hence the name. This type of penis is said to provide less stimulation during intercourse, and therfore can be used as an offense.

Apparently Fagan has got loads of forekin, Annie says he is a proper shar-pei!

by Nanky April 22, 2007

Shar-pei squirt

A method of squirting cum from an uncircumcised penis. You reverse jack your penis, so the skin folds over each other, looking like a shar-pei dog, then pull back quickly, unleashing a quick squirt.

My girl used to frown upon uncircumcised dicks, but then I gave her a Shar-pei squirt.

by ModernDon March 31, 2010

shar-pei puppies

old, wrinkled boobs.

That octogenarian displayed her shar-pei puppies at the beach.

by weave March 18, 2003

Shar Pei-nis

An uncircumcised penis that has 1,000+ layers of foreskin, resembling a Shar Pei.

Pip warned me that he was uncircumcised, but I had no idea when he unzipped his pants that he had a Shar Pei-nis.

by Jontssss January 14, 2024