snarnacle
noun. snar.na.cle. The mass of snow, slush, and road treatment that accumulates directly behind the wheels of your vehicle.
snarnacle by K. M. Smith April 17, 2007
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snarkalec
Someone who consistently makes snarky comments. It is the combination of the word snark and the phrase smart aleck. Usually negative.
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snarkalepsy
(n.) A widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pronounced "snarkiness" without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol' bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a passer-by) a full measure, brimming over.
The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).
Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.
The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).
Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.
Paul: "I was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy."
Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."
Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."
Oprah: "Well that was very rude."
Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"
Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."
Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."
Oprah: "Well that was very rude."
Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"
snarkalepsy by Snarky the snark-dog March 9, 2010
Snarficle
sharnicles
Marv pulled out, he exhaled, he looked down, "Look at all these sharnicles!" he exclaimed. "Madam, please clean this rusty scupper with a toothy blowjob post-haste!"
sharnicles by GoombabmooG January 13, 2013
Sharnacle
The crust that clings to your ass when you shart, much like barnacles that attach to the bottom of a boat. Shart + Barnacle = Sharnacle