snarkalepsy 

(n.) A widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pronounced "snarkiness" without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol' bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a passer-by) a full measure, brimming over.

The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).

Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.

Paul: "I was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy."

Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."

Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."

Oprah: "Well that was very rude."

Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"

snarkalepsy by Snarky the snark-dog March 9, 2010

Snarkilepsy 

Noun. A neurological disorder marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.

Pay no attention to her, its her snarkilepsy that makes her say such things.

Snarkilepsy by Jetta101 December 5, 2015

snarkolepsy 

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of snarkiness, usually to the dismay and/or hilarity of both the diseased and onlookers.

Adele's snarkolepsy was soon proved to get out of hand when she offended the foreign ambassador of Kazakhstan through snide remarks to her fellow Model United Nations members.

snarkolepsy by Evelynn April 21, 2007

Snarcolepsy 

Snarcolepsy is a sociological disorder that affects ones ability to control sarcasm. People with snarcolepsy experience excessive daytime wittiness and intermittent, uncontrollable episodes of biting satire during the daytime. These sudden snark attacks may occur during any type of activity at any time of the day but are usually associated with the overriding presence of bullcrap, especially the corporate kind.

Had another bought of Snarcolepsy during today's meeting. I've pretty much used up my apology bank with HR.

Snarcolepsy by Simon Proxy June 28, 2018

Snarfolepsy 

Having entirely too much food in one sitting and immediately needing to nap it off

Man, after that big ass lunch, I got hit with Snarfolepsy hard.

Snarfolepsy by Wheels1980 September 30, 2021

snarcolepsy 

SNAHR-kuh-lep-see (noun)
Alt. Spelling: snarkolepsy
See also: snarcoleptic

A rare disease in which the victim suffers from severe bitchiness and has frequent and uncontrollable periods of deep sleep.

The disease is not very well-known, but will soon receive much publicity due to the film "Attack of the Snarcoleptics", where the disease is a large part of the plot.

Allan: You bitch!
Emma: Huh?

Allan falls asleep.

Emma: Oh, he must have snarcolepsy. Poor thing. I'll just let him sleep here in this dark alley. I'm sure it's safe.

snarcolepsy by Kathryn Bigelow October 26, 2012

Snarkilepsy 

A personally disorder marked by a sudden episodes of being snarky. Incurable.

Bobby’s always a bit snarky before his nap, Because of his incurable Snarkilepsy.

Snarkilepsy by Jims Flying Circus May 4, 2020