snarkalec
Someone who consistently makes snarky comments. It is the combination of the word snark and the phrase smart aleck. Usually negative.
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snarkalicious
Sarcastic. A term used exclusively by the kind of pathetic, trying too hard future soccer mamas to whose "jokes" friends can only respond with a blank stare and vague, twitchy attempt at a smile. Seriously, don't ever, ever use this word. It is strictly douchebags.
"Then the waitress at TGI Friday's was like, 'Do you want a doggy bag?' and I was like, 'No, I just want to throw out the other half of this pork chop!' I mean, seriously! She had it coming."
"Wow, girl. Snarkalicious!"
"Wow, girl. Snarkalicious!"
snarkalicious by Not That Kind of Girl August 30, 2009
snarkalepsy
(n.) A widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pronounced "snarkiness" without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol' bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a passer-by) a full measure, brimming over.
The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).
Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.
The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).
Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.
Paul: "I was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy."
Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."
Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."
Oprah: "Well that was very rude."
Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"
Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."
Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."
Oprah: "Well that was very rude."
Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"
snarkalepsy by Snarky the snark-dog March 9, 2010
snarklekitten
An attractive,seemingly sweet woman who engages in harsh or bitter derision or irony, combining rudeness and sharply ironical taunts; or sneering, cutting remarks in conjunction with being rude.
snarklekitten by coal6 August 27, 2010
Snarkaeology
When someone digs up an old forum post, Facebook post, or other social media conversation thread to add their own rude comments or rehash an old argument.
Snarkaeology by LoscoDave April 11, 2013
snarkabe
A wannabe snark. Someone who prides themselves on delivering quality sarcasm but fails miserably due to their own stupidity. Just about everyone on Fox News.
Bill O'Reilly thinks he burns liberals with his "wit" but he's such a snarkabe he just ends up as comedy fodder for Jon Stewart.
snarkabe by Mommy Rotten June 13, 2014