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wow by The Ultimate Mother January 31, 2005
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You were like WOW last night
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WOW (or Wide Open West), a weak sauce cable provider that got lucky in terms of customer increase because of the Time Warner Cable/Comcast Merger Scare
Wide Open West wants you to think you're getting the best channels on cable but unforntunately the cable company's cable lineup is so barebones it's laughable as a plethora of HD channels and desired channels like Smile of a Child, Sprout among others are non-existent on their lineup as they are too fucking lazy to even make a deal to pick up these channels
WOW's OS on their cable boxes are pretty sad as they can't make a simple task like finding your show and ask it to record simple in execution
Wide Open West wants you to think you're getting the best channels on cable but unforntunately the cable company's cable lineup is so barebones it's laughable as a plethora of HD channels and desired channels like Smile of a Child, Sprout among others are non-existent on their lineup as they are too fucking lazy to even make a deal to pick up these channels
WOW's OS on their cable boxes are pretty sad as they can't make a simple task like finding your show and ask it to record simple in execution
A kid: MOM!
Mother: Yes dear?
A kid: Where's Sprout?
Mother: We don't get it no more
A kid: Why?
Mother: We switched to WOW
*kid kills himself by drowning in bleach*
Mother: Yes dear?
A kid: Where's Sprout?
Mother: We don't get it no more
A kid: Why?
Mother: We switched to WOW
*kid kills himself by drowning in bleach*
WOW by Sgt. Bilby June 4, 2015
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"MUST PLAY WOW!!! ... iv been away from my computer too long its been like what ... 30 mins omg we have a raid in 5 min's... AAAAGGGGGG DRIVE ME HOME FASTER I MUST PLAY WOW NOW!!!!"
(durning riad)
parent: " want dinner?"
gamer: "... resisted my spell taht mf omg fuck you all... i didnt cause the wipe..."
(5 min's later)
Parent: "did you hear me? do you want dinner?"
Gamer: "..."
(15 min's later)
Parent: (behind gamer) "if you want to eat youll come get it now or nothing till morning."
Gamer: "..." (head tilts to the side and swivels to the back unnaturally) NO GTF OUT OF MY ROOM!!! IM RAIDING HERE IN WOW!"
(after raid about 3-6hrs later depending)
Gamer: "damn im hungry."
Parent: "ZZzzZZzzZZzz..."
Gamer: "fucking shit i did it again ./cry"
(durning riad)
parent: " want dinner?"
gamer: "... resisted my spell taht mf omg fuck you all... i didnt cause the wipe..."
(5 min's later)
Parent: "did you hear me? do you want dinner?"
Gamer: "..."
(15 min's later)
Parent: (behind gamer) "if you want to eat youll come get it now or nothing till morning."
Gamer: "..." (head tilts to the side and swivels to the back unnaturally) NO GTF OUT OF MY ROOM!!! IM RAIDING HERE IN WOW!"
(after raid about 3-6hrs later depending)
Gamer: "damn im hungry."
Parent: "ZZzzZZzzZZzz..."
Gamer: "fucking shit i did it again ./cry"