hoakey

Something that is corny, cheesey or obviously lame.
See also: hokey, lame, crappy

American Idol is such a hoakey TV show.

by Dank09 December 19, 2003

hoakey

Faces that look pretty sour. Butterfaces.

Half of those models at Hot Import Nights are pretty hoakey.

by codemunky April 4, 2007