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Something that is corny, cheesey or obviously lame.
See also: hokey, lame, crappy
American Idol is such a hoakey TV show.
by Dank09 December 19, 2003
Faces that look pretty sour. Butterfaces.
Half of those models at Hot Import Nights are pretty hoakey.
by codemunky March 29, 2007