11 definitions by #1ABF

Retardedly strong

To posses the same retard power you remembered watching the retarded retard in grammar school had. He would fight 3 adults in such a manner, one would wonder where this unknown power came from. Likewise, its gaining this power from hitting the gym hard.

Nate: Hey dude, wanna go grab some burgers?
Jay: Naw kid, I'm busy getting that retard strength.

Nate: you been gettin retardedly strong lately.

by #1ABF April 5, 2020

Nummers

When you put the last little bit of cocaine on your gums and rub it in, to make them go numb.

Yo' player git me dat last pinch of dat fine Columbian Bam Bam, my gums need the nummers.

by #1ABF March 21, 2022

Mutumbo Finger

Infamous from Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA big man, waiving your pointer finger while saying, "No, no, no, no" he did this to opponents after blocking a shot. Similarly, doing so to people in public treats them as 3 year olds and makes them furious.

I cut off this erratic driver and passed him while giving him the Mutumbo finger, he punched his steering wheel in response.

by #1ABF March 31, 2020

The Faggots

A yearly award show, where the biggest morons are honored. Whether it's because you drink daily, don't work, or overall demeanor makes the rest of society question what's wrong with you. This truly makes you a faggot.

Hey bro, wanna go to da gym.

Naw, can't man, The Faggots are on tonight.

by #1ABF October 12, 2022

honkeymoon

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.

Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.

by #1ABF December 5, 2014

Swap Site

A place where degenerates can congregate to trade their less than adequate belongings. Some compare such items as having the same qualities of that of a homeless person.

Im gonna visit a swap site, I have some shitty stuff to get rid of.

by #1ABF March 5, 2021

College layup

When you slap the backboard after the ball leaves your hand.

Hey, wanna do some college layups and work on our hops?

by #1ABF July 17, 2018