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You are such a deucer! It smells in here
deucer by racoon noise johnson December 1, 2010
deucer by TLC1234 September 23, 2005
to take a drap. derivd from the childish, 'going number two'
deucer by adan hecht May 29, 2004
a DUI/DWI. comes from police code for drunk driving which is a 502 (deuce coming from the 2 on the end of 502).
dude i got a deucer last night and im getting my license suspended. this sucks.
deucer by Mrs. S. June 2, 2007
A ball hit so hard in baseball that it could be considered a "nuker".
Did you see Chris's homerun? That thing was a deucer!
deucer by jacktags4 July 4, 2015

the mad deucer

a person who mysteriously takes poops in bathrooms ironically but not in a toilet. usually in obscure places which make it hard for the janitor kenny to clean up.
steve: did u hear about that guy at Athens he takes shits all over the floor.

Mr. Scott: ya of course thats the mad deucer!