Travion has black and blond fluffy hair and a lot of girls like him but he only likes one girl. The one that he’s dating. He will someones ass for anybody. Like his bestfriends or just his friends. If you touch him your going down. Promise me. You will love him (no homo)

Girl: OMG LOOK AT TRAVION
girl 2: bitch that’s my nigga. Chill out
Girl: Jesus my bad

Travion by That lady jezi December 7, 2019

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Travelodge Dodge

The art of sneaking extra people into your ridiculously cheap travelodge room and managing to dodge the receptionist and other hotel staff. This can be achieved by wearing different disguises, asking difficult questions at reception to create a distraction, or unscrewing the windows and climbing in.

person 1: how many people can that room hold?
person 2: ehmm 3
person 1: how many of us are there?
person 2: 14
person 1: how's this gonna work then?
person 2: it's time to do the travelodge dodge

Travelodge Dodge by vagster November 27, 2011

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Travelocity

The speed at which your bowels will evacuate your body after having travel constipation and returning home to your porcelain throne

I dropped the kids off at the pool with such intense travelocity that it propelled me off the toilet.

Travelocity by RoboSquirrel May 28, 2019

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trailor trash

Misspelling of trailer trash. A poor person who lives in a trailer. Most likely the person you'll find on the Jerry Springer show.

trailor trash by AYB February 18, 2003

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