Ass muck

Shit, sweat, dingle berries. Anal warts. Things that do not,,,do not, belong in the bottom half of the body...

Poo. I have ass muck running down my legs..i think i should wipe...does any one have a Wet One i might could borrow??
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Ass muck by Whitney B.b November 25, 2003

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ass mucker

Named Joey, sometimes goes by slang name Puuch. Mucks ass 9-5 like it's his day job. Professional ass mucker.

I'm an ass mucker, my name is Joey

ass mucker by Ass Mucker May 11, 2015

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mucking ass

Kicking someone's ass in a giant nerf gun war.

"Lauren is really mucking ass in this nerf war against Patrick!"

mucking ass by InfiniteWisdom420 December 30, 2016

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assmuck

someone who is stupid and lacks common sense

similar to an assfuck but can be said publicly without as much distrain

DUDE! that guy is such an assmuck- he ran out right infront of me. I shoulda hit the bastard!

assmuck by Rdiddy16 March 1, 2007

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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