verb- the act of making something worse in an inept attempt to make it better, usually by adding unnecessary, useless, and/or ridiculous elements
by ChinkJew May 13, 2005
(тормоз по русски, if anyone reads Russian here):
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
by Sexydimma February 17, 2013
Being uptarded. Haha. This means that one is a little more retarded than just a normal retard and thus achieving the status of "uptard."
by Douchebag March 26, 2004
by peter.jubb April 21, 2005
Improved, in retard-style.
by Brass January 30, 2003
by deftonz1 August 12, 2003
adv., An improvement upon ones former status as retarded. This is simply a change, not a state of being.
Yo, ever since Leroy got hooked on phonics he started gettin' uptarded and shit...too bad he's still a dumb biznitch
by Lonewolf March 18, 2003