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1.
UTI
A painful infection in your bladder where you feel like you have to pee all the time and when you do go to pee barely anything comes out. Its a highly uncomfortable feeling and annoying as hell. Once you get one, its easier to get a relapse. Doctos give you antibiotics to get the infection out of your system. If you don't take care of the probem right away, you start having pains in your back which demonstrates the start of a kidney infection.
I would know, I've had it several times. I sure hope it doesn't come back!
by IntellectualThinker February 07, 2005
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2.
UTI
Urinary Tract Infection. A bacterial infection, usually of the bladder or the kidneys. Symptoms include feeling like you always have to pee, but not a lot comes out when you do pee. There is lots of discomfort.
I need to go buy some cranberry juice and get antibiotics from the doctor, i got a uti.
by blblblblb July 09, 2009
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3.
UTI
graffiti crew in Staten Island, New York City. Created by a group of friends consisting of names such as "Blokz" and "Nyno", the group resides in 20+ members. In April 2006, founding members Scott Blokz and Simshady (NYNO) were arrested for posession of graffiti instruments, making graffiti, and criminal mischief. UTI stands for over 10 anagrams, the main anagrams being Up To Impress, Under The Influence, and Ur Towns Infected. Backwards the crew goes by ITU meaning I Taught U.
Blokz UTI is my favorite graffiti writer.
by blokzberry July 11, 2006
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4.
UTI
Under The Influence (of drugs or alcohol)
She was UTI and couldnt walk straight.
by Dupisfasdf December 26, 2005
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5.
UTI
Abbreviation for a sexual act in which the end result gives a woman a urinary tract infection. The act is done by; first very aggressively hammering away at a filthy unwashed vagina, followed by non lubed anal sex, After which the male deposits load directly onto partners vaginal lips with contact from penis to lips. This is most effectively done multiple times in a day, each time the woman offering up a fake orgasm, yet asking for more. Can also be done with a vibrator or a dildo.

Often results in difficulty sitting or wearing panties, but they always come back for more.
Sherry loves the UTI, proof that I am a good lover.

She's got the UTI again, can't sit still.

I gave her so much UTI she needs meds, cranberry and she can't wear panties for a month.
by MC VagHamer March 04, 2010
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UTI
Under The Influence (of a drug)
If you think this song is great now, try it UTI.

Really? I can't remember, guess I was UTI
by twinkiieeh August 17, 2005
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UTI
The act of beating the shit out of some dumb ass and then pissing on their face, but only if you currently have a urine tract infection. Mainly women are able to perform this action.
I beat that bytches ass, then I UTIed her.
by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004
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