1. One who openly (and sometimes quite proudly) displays the most extreme atributes of a fucktard.
2. One who displays a subconscious obsession with attacking fucktards, but who infact is a fucktard.
3. One who does entirely retarded or fucked up things out of sheer lack of mental competence or inhibitions of speech.
4. Someone for whom commercially marketed and socially popular insults such as fag, douchebag, retard, etc. will not do justice to the extreme stupidity of their nature.
See: fucktard dumbass jackass douche bastard
Josh continues to both stalk and send creepy letters to Jennifer, even though she hates him and has filed a restraining order against him. What a flagrant fucktard.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.