7 definitions by quetzaln
This is a word specifically used for driving situations to describe any other driver who doesn't know how to drive, or who does but chooses to do so with extreme disrespect.
The extra "M" added-in expresses that extra element of contempt for the other drivers' stupidity, impatience, and/or lack of respect.
A Muthafuckma is anybody who cuts you off and drives slow in the fast lane.
They cause accidents and blame the other driver.
They make sudden turns without using their blinkers, causing you to slam on your brakes.
They drive while texting and hit pedestrians in the crosswalk or the car in front of them.
They drive 15 MPH under the speed limit on curvy two-lane roads; to pass them would be too dangerous.
They get in the wrong lane at the stoplight on purpose because there are less cars in it, so they can cut in ahead of 15 ppl who are in the correct lane when the light turns green.
They speed up when you try to pass them.
The extra "M" added-in expresses that extra element of contempt for the other drivers' stupidity, impatience, and/or lack of respect.
A Muthafuckma is anybody who cuts you off and drives slow in the fast lane.
They cause accidents and blame the other driver.
They make sudden turns without using their blinkers, causing you to slam on your brakes.
They drive while texting and hit pedestrians in the crosswalk or the car in front of them.
They drive 15 MPH under the speed limit on curvy two-lane roads; to pass them would be too dangerous.
They get in the wrong lane at the stoplight on purpose because there are less cars in it, so they can cut in ahead of 15 ppl who are in the correct lane when the light turns green.
They speed up when you try to pass them.
1. Even if you're a great driver, you still gotta watch out for all those muthafuckmas on the roads.
2. Muthafuckma is as muthafuckma does. And muthafuckmas are horrible drivers.
2. Muthafuckma is as muthafuckma does. And muthafuckmas are horrible drivers.
by quetzaln June 13, 2012
Dude, you're such a flagrant fuck! You intentionally pissed all over the toilet seat in a public restroom...
by quetzaln January 11, 2007
This phrase is used as a substitute for "ah fuck it", and really is just a creative use of the word "blah".
Specifically, it should be used when something doesn't need to be said and you realize it when you're halfway through explaining it or even in mid-sentence.
It could also be used when you suddenly change your mind about something.
Specifically, it should be used when something doesn't need to be said and you realize it when you're halfway through explaining it or even in mid-sentence.
It could also be used when you suddenly change your mind about something.
I've got 15 minutes to get to this wedding and I can't find my tie!!
Blah fuck it, I'll go without one.
Blah fuck it, I'll go without one.
by quetzaln November 1, 2010
Someone who takes pleasure from saying or doing asshole things, but only when it's appropriate for that person to receive the asshole treatment.
Also refers to the sense of humor associated with being an asshole.
Also refers to the sense of humor associated with being an asshole.
The waitress was being rude, so I poured water over her head, left a 20 on the table, and walked out, swelling with the pride of a bravado asshole.
by quetzaln January 23, 2007
Refers to any Dodge truck you see on the road; almost always driven by an inconsiderate, aggressive driver who will cut you off, run yield signs without looking, make sudden turns without using blinkers, tailgate you relentlessly, and never let you in when you need to switch lanes.
by quetzaln December 30, 2006
by quetzaln January 11, 2007
taking an evil shit is the most vile & despicable form of bathroom desecration; usually done in a one-person public restroom. Shit is flung or smeared all over the walls, floor, and/or toilet.
I was workin at the gas station and some fucker took an evil shit in the men's restroom & I refused to clean it up.
by quetzaln January 11, 2007