woozle

Lab-grown tissue derived from rat vagina for use in men's sex toys.

Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.

by Extremityman November 1, 2023

woozle

A creepy animal that is one of the primary enemies of Winnie the Pooh. Visions of the creature, which is somewhat of an elephant looking thing, are usually credited to drugs and excessive eating of Rabbit's mushrooms.

"Oh bother. Rabbit, I ate some of your mushrooms and those little sugar pills. My rumbly tumbly hurts, and I'm scared I'll be attacked by a woozle."

by ColdVantage January 5, 2005

woozle

a long eared mother fuckin creature from the land before time. eats lots of carrots and premature children. rapes young deer and has sexual fetish encounters with silly putty.

the woozle made a friendly approach to the 4 year old transvestite while munchin a cock

by mugwump99 April 21, 2008

woozle

(verb) to fossick purposefully and with enthusiasm, head down tail up

We woozled through the second-hand bookshop for hours

by Tim Brosnahan January 5, 2007

woozle

The guy/gal in the office that does a bit of everything: Web design, fixing the copier, making coffee, calming the boss down, showing the new guy how to use that sodding paper clip in MS Office.

Harry: The copier is broken again!
George: Go see domz he's the woozle.

by domz January 17, 2004

woozle

An item of dubious usefulness; any item. See yingle.

Did you see the woozle Gwen found at Goodwill the other day? We're still trying to figure out what it's for.

by Ydonia Goseling April 9, 2005

woozle

A very pretty kitty who comes in every colour so long as its black. Also likes to be called Woo or Woozel. Has A sister called (ye old) too

OH Woozle Woo your so pretty!

by Carrie September 3, 2004