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noetic

Of or relating to the impropriety of an act being regarded as appropriate because of the practice of ceremonies from sincerely-held religious beliefs.
Tonkwun: Dad, why didn't Rabbi Orgsat go to jail for giving me systemic herpes when he sucked my penis at my circumcision ceremony when I was a baby?
Tonkwun's Dad: For the same reason that Catholic priests never went to prison for raping children. It's considered noetic, which means it's okay to do because these ceremonies integral parts of the religious doctrine.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
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ontzao

German accent for "and there."
I'm enjoying my trip from Germany to this American museum. Here is a painting of a girl dressed in pink ontzao on the opposite side of the room is a boy dressed in blue.
by Extremityman October 17, 2023
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doomwriting

Falsely journalling in ones online document writing interface about doing illegal things so that when the authorities surveill your account based on your content, you are flagged, a file about you is either created or built out further, and the authorities carry out an investigation into the the non-existent crimes you journalled about.
Benitashingatuno: What have you been doing today, Gonglongshwongutwong?
Gonglongshwongutwong: I've been doomwriting to attract attention to myself and make myself more interesting to the authorities.
by Extremityman February 25, 2025
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nuck

An embryo or fetus that has been removed from a woman's body.
The abortion doctor performed the procedure on my girlfriend, removed the nuck, and put it into a jar with formaldehyde.
by Extremityman February 16, 2022
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buy

A form of intellectual economic production marked by innovation involving multiple different disclines as a practice of research and development for the purpose of bringing a product or service to the market.
Toiquan: Dubwewan, did you buy anything today like I asked you to?
Dubwewan: Yes, boss, I did. I bought an instant water, just add water electrolysis mechanism that we can patent and sell to carbon miners who want to sequester carbon from the atmosphere.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
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eat

A highly attractive sigma male or female, in the top 1%. To be used with the article "a" rather than the article "an."
Atlas: Mom, I'm a eat. I'm a top 1% sigma male.
Atlas's Mom: You really think you're a eat? I conceived you with a eat in a cuckoldry of your dad who still thinks he's your biological father.
by Extremityman November 22, 2024
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woozle

Lab-grown tissue derived from rat vagina for use in men's sex toys.
Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
by Extremityman November 1, 2023
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