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Beatrix: I'm charged up about our ostrich racing competition, but I don't see any TV cameras.
Elowen: Right? This better not be an untquonk, or else I'm not riding my ostrich. I want to be on TV.
Elowen: Right? This better not be an untquonk, or else I'm not riding my ostrich. I want to be on TV.
by Extremityman December 1, 2023
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by Extremityman October 16, 2023
Get the hutdoiyee mug.Of or relating to the impropriety of an act being regarded as appropriate because of the practice of ceremonies from sincerely-held religious beliefs.
Tonkwun: Dad, why didn't Rabbi Orgsat go to jail for giving me systemic herpes when he sucked my penis at my circumcision ceremony when I was a baby?
Tonkwun's Dad: For the same reason that Catholic priests never went to prison for raping children. It's considered noetic, which means it's okay to do because these ceremonies integral parts of the religious doctrine.
Tonkwun's Dad: For the same reason that Catholic priests never went to prison for raping children. It's considered noetic, which means it's okay to do because these ceremonies integral parts of the religious doctrine.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
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by Extremityman October 17, 2023
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Benitashingatuno: What have you been doing today, Gonglongshwongutwong?
Gonglongshwongutwong: I've been doomwriting to attract attention to myself and make myself more interesting to the authorities.
Gonglongshwongutwong: I've been doomwriting to attract attention to myself and make myself more interesting to the authorities.
by Extremityman February 25, 2025
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Toiquan: Dubwewan, did you buy anything today like I asked you to?
Dubwewan: Yes, boss, I did. I bought an instant water, just add water electrolysis mechanism that we can patent and sell to carbon miners who want to sequester carbon from the atmosphere.
Dubwewan: Yes, boss, I did. I bought an instant water, just add water electrolysis mechanism that we can patent and sell to carbon miners who want to sequester carbon from the atmosphere.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
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Tim: Hello, I work with com-puters, dooh.
Tim's assistant: His name is Tim goes dooh.
Tim: My friend, Dawh Guy, goes "dawh."
Dawh Guy: Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh, Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh.
Tim: Goes dooh. Goes dooh.
Tim's assistant: His name is Tim goes dooh.
Tim: My friend, Dawh Guy, goes "dawh."
Dawh Guy: Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh, Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh.
Tim: Goes dooh. Goes dooh.
by Extremityman October 17, 2023
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