Extremityman's definitions

noetic

Of or relating to the impropriety of an act being regarded as appropriate because of the practice of ceremonies from sincerely-held religious beliefs.

Tonkwun: Dad, why didn't Rabbi Orgsat go to jail for giving me systemic herpes when he sucked my penis at my circumcision ceremony when I was a baby?
Tonkwun's Dad: For the same reason that Catholic priests never went to prison for raping children. It's considered noetic, which means it's okay to do because these ceremonies integral parts of the religious doctrine.

by Extremityman December 2, 2023

ontzao

German accent for "and there."

I'm enjoying my trip from Germany to this American museum. Here is a painting of a girl dressed in pink ontzao on the opposite side of the room is a boy dressed in blue.

by Extremityman October 17, 2023

nuck

An embryo or fetus that has been removed from a woman's body.

The abortion doctor performed the procedure on my girlfriend, removed the nuck, and put it into a jar with formaldehyde.

by Extremityman February 16, 2022

quofo

A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.

I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?

by Extremityman October 17, 2023

eat

An attractive man.

Tobianus: My mom tells me I'm a 95th percenile man in terms of attractiveness. I'm an eat.
Chentanski: You think you're an eat? Don't trust what your mom tells you.

by Extremityman December 2, 2023

shwong

Null, or anything not null, or the union of null and anything not null.

The anti-abortionist is guity of murder, shwong; he must be execushwonged, shwong.

by Extremityman February 25, 2023

huckshwunt

A Hollandaise sauce derivative using monosodium glutamate (MSG), garlic powder, white pepper, white wine vinegar, green jalapeño sauce (eg, Tabasco), melted cheese (such as cheddar or Boursin), and a reduced amount of melted butter.

Fawnia: This eggs benedict is delicious, Fallon, but this doesn't taste like regular Hollandaise sauce.
Fallon: This sauce is called huckshwunt. It's a derivative of Hollandaise sauce containing cheese and spices.

by Extremityman December 2, 2023