12 definitions by Extremityman

ungshwunk

Urination during sex.

Aurelius: Did you take a piss inside Connie's pussy again while having sex with her?
Arlo: Yes, I ungshwunked her. She also ungshwunked me at the same time, so we ungshwunked each other simultaneously.

by Extremityman November 1, 2023

ushu

The act of dancing while having sex.

Boaz: What are they doing in that porn video? Are they dancing while having sex?
Aziel: Yes, they are. That's called ushu. A common sex position for ushu is doggy-style.

by Extremityman October 22, 2023

dawh

The only word a heavily mentally retarded person knows.

Tim: Hey, Rory, how are you doing today?
Rory: Dawh.

by Extremityman July 11, 2023

quofo

A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.

I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?

by Extremityman October 18, 2023

moerfoer

The pronunciation for mofo or motherfucker when you aren't comfortable cussing.

live on the air The defensive edge sure put a dirty hit on the quarterback. He is one nasty moerfoer.

by Extremityman October 17, 2023

shwong

Null, or anything not null, or the union of null and anything not null.

The anti-abortionist is guity of murder, shwong; he must be execushwonged, shwong.

by Extremityman February 26, 2023

woozle

Lab-grown tissue derived from rat vagina for use in men's sex toys.

Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.

by Extremityman November 1, 2023