Extremityman's definitions

woozle

Lab-grown tissue derived from rat vagina for use in men's sex toys.

Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.

by Extremityman November 1, 2023

eat

A highly attractive sigma male or female, in the top 1%. To be used with the article "a" rather than the article "an."

Atlas: Mom, I'm a eat. I'm a top 1% sigma male.
Atlas's Mom: You really think you're a eat? I conceived you with a eat in a cuckoldry of your dad who still thinks he's your biological father.

by Extremityman November 22, 2024

nuck

An embryo or fetus that has been removed from a woman's body.

The abortion doctor performed the procedure on my girlfriend, removed the nuck, and put it into a jar with formaldehyde.

by Extremityman February 16, 2022

dawh

The only word a heavily mentally retarded person knows.

Tim: Hey, Rory, how are you doing today?
Rory: Dawh.

by Extremityman July 10, 2023

doomwriting

Falsely journalling in ones online document writing interface about doing illegal things so that when the authorities surveill your account based on your content, you are flagged, a file about you is either created or built out further, and the authorities carry out an investigation into the the non-existent crimes you journalled about.

Benitashingatuno: What have you been doing today, Gonglongshwongutwong?
Gonglongshwongutwong: I've been doomwriting to attract attention to myself and make myself more interesting to the authorities.

by Extremityman February 25, 2025

buy

A form of intellectual economic production marked by innovation involving multiple different disclines as a practice of research and development for the purpose of bringing a product or service to the market.

Toiquan: Dubwewan, did you buy anything today like I asked you to?
Dubwewan: Yes, boss, I did. I bought an instant water, just add water electrolysis mechanism that we can patent and sell to carbon miners who want to sequester carbon from the atmosphere.

by Extremityman December 2, 2023

quofo

A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.

I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?

by Extremityman October 17, 2023