Extremityman's definitions

moerfoer

The pronunciation for mofo or motherfucker when you aren't comfortable cussing.

live on the air The defensive edge sure put a dirty hit on the quarterback. He is one nasty moerfoer.

by Extremityman October 17, 2023

ontzao

German accent for "and there."

I'm enjoying my trip from Germany to this American museum. Here is a painting of a girl dressed in pink ontzao on the opposite side of the room is a boy dressed in blue.

by Extremityman October 17, 2023

dawh

The only word a heavily mentally retarded person knows.

Tim: Hey, Rory, how are you doing today?
Rory: Dawh.

by Extremityman July 10, 2023

dooh

An exclamation of stupidity.

Tim: Hello, I work with com-puters, dooh.
Tim's assistant: His name is Tim goes dooh.
Tim: My friend, Dawh Guy, goes "dawh."
Dawh Guy: Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh, Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh.
Tim: Goes dooh. Goes dooh.

by Extremityman October 17, 2023

recursively-chained doohs

Defined as "Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes...", a recursive chain of doohs represents a repeated exclamation of stupidity, often indicating that something is awry.

Bleebum: Rory, in the context of recursively-chained doohs, what does dooh go?
Rory: Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh.

by Extremityman August 26, 2025

woozle

Lab-grown tissue derived from rat vagina for use in men's sex toys.

Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.

by Extremityman November 1, 2023

huckshwunt

A Hollandaise sauce derivative using monosodium glutamate (MSG), garlic powder, white pepper, white wine vinegar, green jalapeño sauce (eg, Tabasco), melted cheese (such as cheddar or Boursin), and a reduced amount of melted butter.

Fawnia: This eggs benedict is delicious, Fallon, but this doesn't taste like regular Hollandaise sauce.
Fallon: This sauce is called huckshwunt. It's a derivative of Hollandaise sauce containing cheese and spices.

by Extremityman December 2, 2023