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I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?
by Extremityman October 17, 2023
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Tobianus: My mom tells me I'm a 95th percenile man in terms of attractiveness. I'm an eat.
Chentanski: You think you're an eat? Don't trust what your mom tells you.
Chentanski: You think you're an eat? Don't trust what your mom tells you.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
Get the eat mug.Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
by Extremityman November 1, 2023
Get the woozle mug.A highly attractive sigma male or female, in the top 1%. To be used with the article "a" rather than the article "an."
Atlas: Mom, I'm a eat. I'm a top 1% sigma male.
Atlas's Mom: You really think you're a eat? I conceived you with a eat in a cuckoldry of your dad who still thinks he's your biological father.
Atlas's Mom: You really think you're a eat? I conceived you with a eat in a cuckoldry of your dad who still thinks he's your biological father.
by Extremityman November 22, 2024
Get the eat mug.Beatrix: I'm charged up about our ostrich racing competition, but I don't see any TV cameras.
Elowen: Right? This better not be an untquonk, or else I'm not riding my ostrich. I want to be on TV.
Elowen: Right? This better not be an untquonk, or else I'm not riding my ostrich. I want to be on TV.
by Extremityman December 1, 2023
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Tim: Hello, I work with com-puters, dooh.
Tim's assistant: His name is Tim goes dooh.
Tim: My friend, Dawh Guy, goes "dawh."
Dawh Guy: Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh, Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh.
Tim: Goes dooh. Goes dooh.
Tim's assistant: His name is Tim goes dooh.
Tim: My friend, Dawh Guy, goes "dawh."
Dawh Guy: Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh, Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh.
Tim: Goes dooh. Goes dooh.
by Extremityman October 17, 2023
Get the dooh mug.Of or relating to the impropriety of an act being regarded as appropriate because of the practice of ceremonies from sincerely-held religious beliefs.
Tonkwun: Dad, why didn't Rabbi Orgsat go to jail for giving me systemic herpes when he sucked my penis at my circumcision ceremony when I was a baby?
Tonkwun's Dad: For the same reason that Catholic priests never went to prison for raping children. It's considered noetic, which means it's okay to do because these ceremonies integral parts of the religious doctrine.
Tonkwun's Dad: For the same reason that Catholic priests never went to prison for raping children. It's considered noetic, which means it's okay to do because these ceremonies integral parts of the religious doctrine.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
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