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guilty conscience 

A feeling you get when someone has called your bluff.

When you feel ill and sick to your stomach because you are the cause of a hurtful situation. You try to deny it to yourself but that feeling won't let you.
So, you go shopping with your friend, then go home and talk shit about them to your mate. Then your mate repeats what happened shopping, word for word to another friend and that friend then goes back and tells. BUSTED!! You should have a guilty conscience!
guilty conscience by Heatherdog December 23, 2009
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guilty conscience 

When someone is so defensive about something being true/false, that it is obvious that they want the opposite.
Dan: LOL you have a crush on Kyle, don't you Erica?

Erica: NO! What are you talking about! That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Kyle is the last person i would ever like, EVER! He is definitely NOT the cutest boy I have seen in my life, and I definitely do NOT want him in my pants!

Dan: Tsk Tsk *waves finger*. does someone have a guilty conscience?
guilty conscience by Lateonalto February 17, 2009

guilty conscience 

1 - when you have a lil feeling nagging in your head telling you to do or not to do something
2 - an awesome song my eMINEm as SarahMarie would say
1 - Ah my conscience is acting like my damn Mom
2 - Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
2 - "Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?"
"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!?"
guilty conscience by *MICHI* August 13, 2003

The guilty conscience

The guilty conscience is performed when a man has sex with a woman whom he immediately regrets having sex with, and accidentally ejaculates on his own clothing. Later in the night he notices his soiled clothing and the stain acts at his "guilty conscience", reminding him of his inexcusable acts.
Bro: "Dude, I heard you fucked Shaps last night!?"

Buzz: "Yeah.... and to make it even worse I had "The guilty conscience" on my shirt when I went to the bar after."

Bro: Dudeeeeeeeee.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026