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A Scottish coloquilism, meaning to be polite or well mannered.
Mainly used as sarcasm.
And by yer granny.
You; thats a pure piss on yer sandwhich, that is!
Me; yer so cooth aint ye?
you; ...aye
cooth by fannybawzz December 7, 2006

Compost in her cooch 

A very fertile woman who gets pregnant easily.
Knocked that bitch up again! Girl’s got compost in her cooch!”

cracker jack clothes 

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.
Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

The Great Coochie Wars 

The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.

Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe

"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
Cell's Voice
We can finally find out what happened during The Great Coochie Wars.

coochie swirl 

An act during sex in the cowgirl position where the girl is going in circular motion with her butt.
Wow baby linda, that was super sexy last night when you busted out that coochie swirl. I blew super quick.
coochie swirl by John Juggernaut September 1, 2011