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"Hey Johnny I think I'm pregnant"
"Pass me a coathanger"
by Rodger Dodger August 01, 2003
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Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.
by BeanSpleen February 03, 2005
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the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control
when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up
by gus gus February 25, 2004
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a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors
-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"
by JMSMD AKA CHOMP October 27, 2007
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what my tv arial currently is
i used my only coathanger to watch tv. now all my clothes hang on chairs
by i want my face to be blurred January 07, 2007
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A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
by Ruhbee! March 10, 2008
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The poor man's birth control used to keep white girls from getting knocked up. Easy way to hide such a situation from one's parents.
Lindsey says, "hell no, I'd coat hanger that shit!"
by Jonifrican April 03, 2008
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