The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi'
s favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.
Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe
"There I was back to back with
Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine
sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage
Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican
Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"