Rusty Trout

It's when an extrodinaraly old man takes viagra and it gets bigger, but not hard and flops around like a trout, then he slaps a girl in the ass with it.

Phil's dad gave me a rusty trout last night

Rusty Trout by Stopher Reinhold September 27, 2006

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Rusty Trout

The state of a vagina from having anal sex and then switching to vaginal sex, thus "rusting" up the trout.

I was so horny this morning that I ate my wife's rusty trout leftovers from last night.

Rusty Trout by Mark of Pembrokeshire February 9, 2009

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Rusty Trout

The art of going fishing then coming back home and sticking a trout up your ass then eatting it or sticking it up some one else's ass.

Nick gave his whole family a rusty trout for dinner after they got home from fishing and shrimping

Rusty Trout by LordSinep October 3, 2006

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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