phailed 

the slang word for 'failed',also 'flunked', only cool people use this word so thats that.

when having a contest always go to urbandictionary to win ...so you phailed alex.

phailed by UR DICTONARY FRIEND September 26, 2006

Phailed 

PH= pwned hard failed. or just PH failed. btw this word is totally owned and copyrighted by Adam Cold! Phailed(tm) Adam Cold

""Matt totally Phailed on that recipe""

Phailed by Vai January 19, 2008

uncle philed 

To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out of the door.

As the wealthy Uncle Phil (Will Smith's Uncle in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air) did to Will's low-life best friend, Jazz.

uncle philed by Jennifer Brookes June 17, 2005

pwailed 

combination of pwnd and failed
the term is pwail
a person who does pwail is a pwailure

Hannah: Gabrielle just tripped and fell over the trash can
Kaylee: *snicker snicker* she just pwailed

pwailed by bunny2crazy March 30, 2011

Phaile 

When you Fail so epicly that even the word PHALE does not suit. This is the type of "Failing" the Jews did some 50 years ago. You can not "Fail" any more than this word. This is the supreme cock gobbler of all things "Fail". Epic Phaile, is quite possibly unstoppable. Chuck Norris shat brix when he saw Epic Phaile.

dude1: Haha I made that guy look so gay.
dude2: What did you do?
dude1: I stuck his cock in my mouth and took a picture. Posted that shit on facebook.
dude2: uh...
dude1: Haha yeah he's so a fag now.
dude3: Oh Mah God, You fucking -
Chuck Norris: <interrupting, because he can> Epic Phaile!
dude1: he's still gay right?

Phaile by MEOMGMEMEME October 16, 2008

Phailer

One who consistently fails at something.

"Tommy is such a phailer, he can't even swallow his food."

Phailer by JustinCW February 13, 2007

philedelphia 

another word for semen

(you've just ejaculated all over your girlfriends face and her parents walk in)

Father: WHAT IS THAT?! :O

You: It's philedelphia...i swear

philedelphia by cheesypuff jr April 18, 2009