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Merely a made-up word that has many meanings.It is developed by breakcorers, who will claim it means different things every time, so that it can help them weasel out of musical-debate.
Most people though, will tell you Jvob Music is The Drum and Bass, that is Wobbly, and simple, yet amazingly powerfull (if you are not a concieted Anti-Jvobber, of course).
If you like listening to, BreakCore, BreikKur, all sorts of *-Cores, Gabber, or whatever twisted, impossible to dance to, ear-hurting, un-rythmical music, then you probably need to keep listening to that, and not even know the beauty of Jvob.
"Theese Brokoli taste kind of jvobby to me."
"Look at all those Jvobbers, Jvobbing out at the Jvob-Fest."
Jvob by TheKnownOne December 6, 2006
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A meaningless word invented by Bulgarian Drum'n'Bass haters who listen to breakcore and cannot accept the fact that their style is less popular (and as some might also conclude from that, is worse).
"Uuuuuuuu be, Jvoberiiii !!!"
"Don't Look at the Jvobbers... you'll get stupid !"
Jvob by All-Knowing-Basser September 16, 2008
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the easiest for brain-assimilating drum n bass style.
annoying repeating monotone energyless sounds with trivial beats.
usually listened by basers, metamphetamine users, dumb-ass dj's, wannabe-stars, running stoners...
-wassup?
-jvob.
Jvob by bro4e November 15, 2006

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016