roast em 

To do a very large smokey burnout n roast the tread of your tires

C'mon man u have an audience fuckin roast em

roast em by jonnylovesbecca chandler i wannna do her August 28, 2006

Roast em 

Can mean one of two things depending on the context in which you use the word.

1. A burnout

2. When a guy/girl is "wheeling" a guy/girl

1. Sitting in your friend's new car: "dude theres people watchin mang lets fuckin roast em"

2. guy walks by his friend wheelin this chick: "rooooasst em!"
(usually said while one is spinning his/her finger in a circulatory fashion)

Roast em by BUTTONMASHER411 January 13, 2011

roast em off 

When someone is driving a vehicle and stops and spins the tires posi locked so both of the tires burnout until they blow.

Oh sure buzz roast em off

roast em off by Trucker69 October 24, 2017

The Roman Empire Roast Game 

The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.

Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.

Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!

In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.

The Roman Empire Roast Game by The Gallagher April 7, 2025