maldified

messed up, ruined, broken

My finger's all maldified from punching that parking meter last night.

maldified by mike meisner August 25, 2006

modified ray-ray shocker 

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

modified ray-ray shocker by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

Modified Cleveland Steamer by wmbdover September 26, 2012

Modified push-ups 

Girl push-ups

Look at that girl doing modified push-ups. She can't do real ones.

Modified push-ups by Felipetito Lopez June 12, 2013

Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty 

When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.

I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.

Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty by GrimyGripster May 14, 2018

Featherlite Modified Series 

The Greatest Minor League Division in the Sports World, it consists of Open-Wheel Stock Cars racing on short-tracks.

The Featherlite Modified Series makes great racing

Featherlite Modified Series by Joe C June 14, 2004

Modified Cigar 

A cigar ridden of its original tobacco filling, and then refilled with another substance, usually cannabis.

Marcus: "Yo, nig shitz you got a swisher let me get a hit..."
LaTroy: "nah, nigga its a modified cigar and your ass doesn't have five on it"

Modified Cigar by disABALa April 12, 2008