Ass Munchy 

When a man jizzes in a condom ties it up and makes a woman swallow it, then after she poops it out the man puts it back on and makes the woman deep throat it

Mom: Billy what are you doing?
Billy: Nothin' just givin some bitch a Ass Munchy
Mom: Oh ok, dont forget to call grandma

Ass Munchy by hastatus3 May 2, 2010

ass munch 

means you are a fucking idiot
indicates you like to eat ass

I'm not lending you five bucks ass munch

ass munch by Pat N April 17, 2003

ass munch 

An asshole without the attitude or agressiveness. A derogatory term to describe someone of useless ability and questionable intelligence.

Jim turned down a date with a lingerie model because he had to study for finals, thereby proving that he is a complete and utter assmunch.

ass munch by NB March 12, 2003

Ass Muncher 

one who licks/bites/eats pleanty of ass.

johnny is an ass muncher.

Ass Muncher by dick June 26, 2003

Ass Muncher 

A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.

Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.

Ass Muncher by buzznjackal August 22, 2003

ass munchin 

One who constantly has their nose up the bosses ass. He or she will purposely try to make you look bad so that they look good.

Adam is over there ass munchin again.

ass munchin by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

ass munch 

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass munch."

ass munch by x January 22, 2003