Nurse - So what did you break?
Chuck Norris - Someone's face
Billy - Ohhh it hurts.... He freakin roundhouse kicked me!
Nurse - Here put your face on the table to take an x-ray
Chuck Norris - Holy shit thats the finest xilf i've ever seen!
Nurse - You can't see x-rays they're invisible.
Chuck Norris - Maybe to you mortals but I'm Chuck Norris
Nurse - Oh yeah sorry i forgot.
While a man is having anal sex with a tight woman, he pulls out as fast as he can and the penis creates a suction to the feces inside the anus and the feces come out as well, if done properly in an explosion.
Person 1: Why do you smell bad?
Person 2: I gave some chick a St. Louis explosion.
Person 1: Cool, wanna give me one?