12 definitions by Blake Dremmel
The simple act of releasing silent flatuence and waiting for a friend or stanger to unknowingly walk into it with utter disgust.
by Blake Dremmel March 29, 2007
To extract the ejaculated deposit of semen from your lovers anus with a soft straw like tube.
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop
"Alex, where are the new felching tubes you just got from "Fun Bike Center"? You're going to want one later."
"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"
"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"
"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"
"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"
by Blake Dremmel February 12, 2008
To screw up really bad.
To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.
To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.
Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.
I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?
We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?
I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?
We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?
by Blake Dremmel August 11, 2008
One who enjoys waiting around to smell a fresh fart that his friend cut. Then acts suprised that it stinks.
by Blake Dremmel March 29, 2007
A mild case of "the shits" usually caused by a bad piece of lettuce that was on your jumbo jack and or whopper junior. Sometimes the lettuce will actually be seen in the bowl of broth.
I just ate that jumbo jack only an hour ago and all ready I had butt broth! Amazing!
Dude, I just blew butt broth with a side of lettuce all over your bowl! It must have been the whopper junior I ate an hour and a half ago. I think the lettuce was bad or maybe a little brown.
Dude, I just blew butt broth with a side of lettuce all over your bowl! It must have been the whopper junior I ate an hour and a half ago. I think the lettuce was bad or maybe a little brown.
by Blake Dremmel August 11, 2008
by Blake Dremmel March 29, 2007
One who constantly has their nose up the bosses ass. He or she will purposely try to make you look bad so that they look good.
Adam is over there ass munchin again.
by Blake Dremmel March 29, 2007