pitw 

Pronouced PIT-wah. Mainly a guy thing: Pissing into the wind.

Very similar to pita.

Getting the government to change their policy is pitw. Be careful what blows back into your face.

pitw by jared field August 11, 2006

PITW 

PITW,
Pissing in the Wind

It's useless to ask her out She doesn't like guys You're just {PITW}

PITW by Jeloppydriver October 15, 2017

pitwich 

An event which occurs when someone attempts to wax his or her armpits and discovers they have used the wrong kind of wax, resulting in a situation in which the arm is stuck to the side of one's body. It was first discovered by one Manwich Alway, prior to her matriculation at Yale University.

You might think Yale kids are too smart to get a pitwich. Apparently, you'd be wrong.

pitwich by TDCrocDen August 30, 2008

pitwind 

the vile draft of B.O. that surrounds a person with poor hygiene or poor grasp of the deoderant concept

You can smell Landphil's pitwind coming long before he's in sight.

pitwind by creaternity May 15, 2006

Pitwhacker 

People that tell lies for attention ; intentionally a whore

Girl ; i broke my neck can you rub it for me?
Boy; No you didnt your such a pitwhacker!

Pitwhacker by RIBBS August 13, 2012

pitwank 

much like a titwank except using ones armpit.

'Mannn Jenny gave me the best pitwank last night!'
'Pitwank?'
'Yeah man, pitwank! Was mint!'

pitwank by HeyLook! January 19, 2009

pitwittery

The pituitary gland in birds. Sends vitamins and shit.

"That bird's head is broken" John
"Yeah... I can even see its pitwittery gland" Elmo

pitwittery by coolerthannick October 18, 2009