Cocknobs 

Used notably by the fictional character Mark in the English television programme “Peep Show” as an expression of frustration or feelings akin to.

While attempting to hack into a friend's email, Mark loses his patients and blurts "cocknobs"

Cocknobs by Sethbot May 31, 2007

cocknobs 

A selection of penises, used as an expression of frustration

"Oh Bugger... Oh COCKNOBS!"

cocknobs by Armos August 9, 2006

cocknose 

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

cocknose by hans zolo October 11, 2013

cocklobster 

Synonymous to douchebag, jackass, prick, moron

Goddamnit how is Dustin such a fucking cocklobster?

cocklobster by myrealnameisa June 29, 2009

cocknoose 

This is the practice of wrapping something such as wire, tape or some kind of material around a penis to restrict the release of fluids. Usually, someone will employ this tactic on a man's penis, and when he is about to orgasm, it will cause immense pain.

Stephanie caught Bill cheating on her, so she played like she didn't know. When they were about to engage in sexual relations, she gave him a cocknoose. He was about to cum, but then his penis blew up.

cocknoose by Josh Amaral September 25, 2006

cocknose 

1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be

A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.

cocknose by Zappa September 22, 2005

Cocknostril 

The opening at the end of the penis. 2. When your best friend turns into a nagging fucking whining bitch, he/she becomes this. 3. A failed attempt at being human.

"Dude, I think my cocknostril is infected...

"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".

Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"

Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."

Cocknostril by Ubersturmbannfuhrer Donitz February 19, 2010