Cocknobs
Used notably by the fictional character Mark in the English television programme “Peep Show” as an expression of frustration or feelings akin to.
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cocklobster by myrealnameisa June 29, 2009
cocknoose
This is the practice of wrapping something such as wire, tape or some kind of material around a penis to restrict the release of fluids. Usually, someone will employ this tactic on a man's penis, and when he is about to orgasm, it will cause immense pain.
Stephanie caught Bill cheating on her, so she played like she didn't know. When they were about to engage in sexual relations, she gave him a cocknoose. He was about to cum, but then his penis blew up.
cocknoose by Josh Amaral September 25, 2006
Cocknostril
The opening at the end of the penis. 2. When your best friend turns into a nagging fucking whining bitch, he/she becomes this. 3. A failed attempt at being human.
"Dude, I think my cocknostril is infected...
"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".
Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."
"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".
Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."
Cocknostril by Ubersturmbannfuhrer Donitz February 19, 2010
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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